fats

Since the surprise of Jasser's fat content, I began thinking about mine. I shouldn't have eaten all those fatty foods. For the sake of my arteries (not that thing where your eyes are immediately directed to when you see me) and perhaps my over-all wellness.

I found out that I lose a kilo or so if I walk around all day. I lost a kilo (permanently, since weight fluctuates depending on the meals you miss/take) when we hiked (a bit) at Makiling. I also lost another kilo today as I went around the City of Muntinlupa, getting all kinds of clearances and stuff. The NBI clearance was painful. It was hot today and the lines are somewhat long. And then I didn't finish getting mine since apparently, someone has the same name as mine. What are the odds, huh? I should have been named Gel Elmet (LOLZ).

The medical exam was sort of crazy for me since it involved the (temporary) loss of my appointment slips (because I forgot to get it back from Pat, who kept it in her bag for safekeeping). The whole stress and lack of sleep might have triggered the surprise high blood pressure (or perhaps, the fats did it!).

Anyway, thanks to Mon(s) for treating us to a big lunch of 'fried shit' (lovingly used, promise, nag-enjoy naman talaga ako. Hindi lang natin akalain na ganun lang pala siya.). And to the HPs and SSs sans Benjo and Ceres, thanks also. Had a lot of fun. Especially the walk from Binondo Church to Lawton in the rain (whew, sarcasm). Saw a lot of Chinese stuff like the thick pads of angpao and fluffy threads of whoknowswhat named Mahu and Masang (joke: Mabahu and Masangsang). Nearly had kalesa accident because I was looking for the speaker which played Chinese music. And made wish in newly-visited Binondo church with purple firetrucks beside it.

Waa. Fats.

Rhymalogue # 2

J: I was right!
L: No, everything's alright.
J: You are losing your sight!
L: No! I can still see the light!
J: But can you see this termite?
L: I might.
J: Come on, it's bright.
L: But it's as small as a mite.
J: I knew it! For you it's like night.
L: Can we not fight?
J: Sorry. I'm just filled with fright.
L: Don't be. I'm having an operation tonight.
J: That brought me delight.
L: Hey, the anaesthesia's taking effect. I'm feeling my head's light.
J: I'll just stay outside sipping my Sprite.
L: And I'll just be inside dreaming of me flying my kite.

Rhymalogue # 1

A: Oh, hello!
B: Hello.
A: What's up Joe?
B: Can't you see? I'm feeling low.
A: Is it because of the snow?
B: No.
A: Oh.
B: It's my show.
A: How well did it go?
B: So-so.
A: I can't follow.
B: They know.
A: What? That's a no-no.
B: I slipped. Well, there was a trick with this doe...
A: And it misbehaved? You should instead have used a crow!
B: But, but... That doe was a pro!
A: Ok then, let's not have a row.
B: I have some cocoa.
A: With marshmallow?
B: Of course, I know you bro.

Rhymalogues

This would sound kinda silly. But I hope you enjoy it.



Rhymalogues

Rhymalogues are dialogues that rhyme. They do nothing else.

the first post

Hey! This is probably the nth blog that I made. I just wanted a blog to dump the random stuff that I write. Please enjoy!